Comebacks...........

So i got this program free on my phone for a laugh, its funny as comebacks, you know when you just want to come back with the ultra bitch slap to some fool....

Man say: Havent we met before?
Woman Reply: yes im the head nurse at the VD clinic....

Im busy now, can i ignore you later....

hehe.

Bahaha that is epic...

What app is that ?!?!?!

on my android... called "comebacks' lol

oh this is perfect considering

'what am i? flypaper for freaks!?

A pretty girl can kiss a guy
A bird can kiss a butterfly
The rising sun can kiss the grass
But you my friend, can kiss my ass!